Hi followers, friends, fellow b-movie sufferers watchers. It has been an inexcusably long time since I last updated the site, which is why I won’t even bother with a plausible excuse. That’s right, I was eaten by the giant mantis of 1957′s The Deadly Mantis, and have only now emerged from a prolonged period of digestion (think Boba Fett and the Sarlacc Pit, except without a jet pack). I’d explain how I escaped, but I have so little dignity to spare…
I apologize for the lack of updates, but I hope to start up regular updates again very soon! I will also be catching up with all my favorite fellow bloggers! I can’t say what I’ll be updating about next, but I hope it’ll make up for all that time I spent in the mantis’ abdomen.
Ha! Good excuse! I once got trapped in the Kingdom of the Spiders and couldn’t blog for nearly three months…
Better that then trapped on Spider Island…
Good to see you back, shit happens in life and we all get too busy to keep up with our blogs from time to time, glad to know you’ll be back at things in the near future!
Thanks! It is good to be back. I look forward to catching up with your reviews!
Glad to see you survived! Welcome back!
Thank you! It was not one of my more glamorous escapes, but at least I made it out alive.
Totally gonna use this as an excuse to take a long weekend. I dare my employers to try and prove that I’m lying!