Feast your eyes on the glory that is Reb Brown (aka “Dirk Butsteak, et al.), but try to avoid looking at his area in that picture on the right if you are easily made uncomfortable by male camel toe. Anyone familiar with MST3K will remember this beefy jackass from Space Mutiny (you know, the Battlestar Galatica rip-off with Captain Santa and John Phillip Law who plays the evil Calgon, which sounds suspiciously close to Cylon?) where he was mercilessly lampooned by Mike and the bots.
Anyway, with The Avengers coming out May 4th, I though why the hell not watch some crappy TV superhero movie from the 70′s starring some guy? Hell, why not watch two, as there is a sequel. Twice the Reb Brown, twice the fun, as someone probably never said. Plus, Reb Brown’s Cap looks like a total dork. I mean, seriously Reb, did your mom make that costume for you?
But yeah, the 1970′s and Reb Brown. And I know there’s a 1990 version of the Cap, but shit, I don’t have a death wish. In the immortal words of Whitney, “That Cap is wack.”