When you think blistering speed, you probably think (as I do) of Reb Brown–legend, myth, human pile of beef with a beard. Just so you know, back in ’79 people saw the side of Reb Brown we take for granted these days (namely his backside, plopped on a cherrried out dirt bike) when he rode the land beating up bad guys and making women spontaneously pregnant from the sheer, raw sexual energy of his speedy machismo. Don’t believe me? Watch that motorcycle chase above and lose all doubt. Also keep an eye out for when he flips the switch on his bike from “standard” to “silent,” which is basically the same as going from “being willfully loud in order to appear badass” to “oh shit, i actually have to do something useful now.” Classic Reb.
More Reb Brown tomorrow. He’ll probably flip the switch on his pants from “bulge” to “silent.”