When you think blistering speed, you probably think (as I do) of Reb Brown–legend, myth, human pile of beef with a beard. Just so you know, back in ’79 people saw the side of Reb Brown we take for granted these days (namely his backside, plopped on a cherrried out dirt bike) when he rode the land beating up bad guys and making women spontaneously pregnant from the sheer, raw sexual energy of his speedy machismo. Don’t believe me? Watch that motorcycle chase above and lose all doubt. Also keep an eye out for when he flips the switch on his bike from “standard” to “silent,” which is basically the same as going from “being willfully loud in order to appear badass” to “oh shit, i actually have to do something useful now.” Classic Reb.
More Reb Brown tomorrow. He’ll probably flip the switch on his pants from “bulge” to “silent.”
Reb Brown played Captain America in two tv-movies! Very cool!
“The FIRST Avenger – Assault on the Abandoned Industrial Complex.”
It’s nice to know that security guards are easily foiled by Saturday morning cartoon tactics.
Haha, I know. I sincerely hope the movie offers more bad guys than a few rent-a-cops!
I was expecting the switch to “silent” to also take care of the funk-nasty soundtrack. Silly me.
There’s no button to turn that off unfortunately. It is a really awful soundtrack.
What Cap didn’t know was that the “oil” he sprayed on the ground was toxic waste, and he’d just condemned those guards to a painful death ten years down the road from cancer.
Here I thought it was pudding.
It probably only leads to cancer in California. In all the other states it is similar to pudding and people feed it to their babies. (For the dense, I’m just kidding, in a social-commentary sort of way.)